Friday, January 29, 2010

180 seconds to glory...

What follows is the series of events that take place in 180 seconds in the virtual world of de_dust 2 where some of the most skillful souls battle for supremacy, honor and glory, while the aficionados look on . . . . . .


0:10 - 0:00
( Freeze Time)



An echo of a series of successive strokes on keyboard breaks through the reticence engulfing the room
------------- B-4-6-O-2-O-3-O-3-O-4-O-5-O-7 ---------------

Headphones come to life with a crackling noise; the strategy is spelled out by the prudent mortal within the squad. For the next 180 seconds, this is to be followed like the 'Bible'. With a sigh that seems to last forever, I pass a fleeting glance to my fingers ensuring they are well placed on W-A-S-D; keys that have been left with no trace of these alphabets on them. As a passing thought, I wonder if my keyboard has antiquated or if it has become an evidence of my passion. Then, with a black Logitech WMD (weapon of mass destruction) gripped firmly under my right hand, I get ready to put an end to life of the unlucky souls among the 5 'enemies'.
Let what the people call a 'game' begin....

3:00-2:00 (Stealth)

Press '1' - Knife. I race towards my right. Next 10 seconds may decide the course of the game. I stand at the acutest angle possible and aim towards T-spawn through the central double doors (DD); click-click - double zoom. Smoke waiting for me - expected - not a trace of bloody T's. I try hard to concentrate in the stentorian chatter piercing my ears - these status updates on 4 different areas in the arena will decide my next movement in about 30 seconds. Acknowledgment is a must - C1

15 seconds up. A macabre silence is on. All I can hear is my own tense and heavy breathing. Time for sneak-a-peek! Call in to fellow positioned at B double doors (he shall be called 'M' from now on). In about 7 seconds, he squats at an angle of about 30 degrees from Centrall DD - Press 'Space' - 'Cntrl' - m on his back. Click-Click. Someone is gonna die in next few seconds. I can feel it!

A flash is hurtled through the doors; I respond by turning around - virtually as well as in person.
Exposure time - Now! I am quick to regain my aim in a second - another smoke. (I have double zoom - remember?? Yes..show yourself asshole!) The following split second witnesses these events concurrently - A shadow moves , my eyes flutter, and time freezes. Click - Boom. The noise echoes across the arena and 2 names appear in the upper right corner with the deadly Awp symbol between them.

Encomiums pour in..but I am too busy revelling in the ecstasy of the moment.

2:00 - 1:00 (Bloodshed)

Next 30 seconds pass in what seems like an eternity. Not a single sound to be heard. Headphone is buzzing with the cacophony of Z3 - Hold your Position! I am stranded at CT spot, trying to predict the Kurukshetra of battle - Bombsite 'A' or 'B'. With seconds passing like hours and dearth of quality action, my mind begins to wander - 'Riya was looking hot today...'

And then..terror strikes! My screen flashes red and I see a countdown timer running in bottom left corner. Wtf! I am freezed in the gunfire from across the central DD and I cant even spot the Satan! Spamming. Shit!
I take a clumsy shot at bottom right corner of the door. Firing stops. In a fraction of a second, my Index finger rises - presses '4': O-4 - HG; aim - throw. Boom! I hear receding footsteps into B-tunnel. Bloody T must have got his arse fried. In addition to fucking my health down to 56.
I take cover in the 'safe' and dark haven of CT spawn. This bloodshed was uncalled for.

Meanwhile , somewhere near A DD, battle ensues between AK 47 and Maverick M4A1 carbine. Loud roar of the former and squeaky silencer of the latter can be distinctly heard. 10 seconds later, my fellow m8's name occupies the column on the top right..1 Down...

1:00 -0:10 (Triumph)

4 vs 4 now. If there is something known as a blitzkrieg of wits and instincts, I am gonna be an active witness in the next 60 seconds.

'B Storm' - A shriek extreme enough to cause an aneurysm penetrates my ears.

5 seconds and 3 flashbangs later, we are ready to engage in the bloodbath, which utopian logic says, should be one-sided affair -blind enemy at our crosshairs. However, like always, not everything happens as expected. T's hold back the storm in B tunnel, till the whiteness blurs. I crouch at an oblique position outside B Dbl Doors. Click - Click - Zoom at tunnel entrance. My fellows braving the odds with Maverick M4 A1 take positions - one behind the last box on the raised platform, other in the perforation above bomb-site. Minimum exposure with Maximum visibility angle - strategy is supposed to be fool-proof and we have spent 'hours' - oops! sorry - '2 years' perfecting it.

And then it happens - they jump out of tunnel in what seems like a somersault. I was ready. Exactly 1 second later, one jump and 1 click happens in unison and dusty wall on the other side gets splattered in red. I think it went right between his eyes. Another follows - miss - 16 health - fck!

I take a step aside - still shielded from full view by the Double Doors. Mr. M is next to make it to the deceased list. 2 flamboyant headshots from Mr. J follow: sealing the stamp of our victory in enemies coffin. Now all that was needed was to nail it hard.

What happens next left my legs numb. 2 sniper shots pastes 2 of my teamm8s name in the top right corner. Both of them at gap of what I think - a microsecond? I start feeling dizzy recalling the events of past few seconds:
T's were being protected of the back attack by Mr. Vassili Zaitsev. And just now he hasblown apart our back attack strategy to shards, in a split second.

1 on 1. Believe me, no one likes this! With 20 seconds left, my mind races. Bomb has dropped right in front of my eyes. He needs it , he has nowwhere to go - and he needs it fast. I race to take advantage by taking zoom right into the mouth of B-tunnel entry, but he knows that - it is a battle of nerves rather than strategy now.

My palms are dripping with sweat and my toes are digging inside my slippers.
It happens far earlier then I expected - both of us expose ourselves, vulnerable, our proximity defying all logic, ready to kill or die in vain. Click - click -zoom. Boom!

The shot must have left everybody numb in both the camps. I feel like something has hit me in reality.

And then he drops down on floor - dead. Apparently, this last 'Click - click - zoom' was the sound at his end. I had done it without the right click.

My room felt hazy now. This bliss is eternal.....

PS: A bit long post and obviously not enjoying universal readership. Dedicated to the splendid
players I have played with in my college. Not as good as I expected it to be. But still a worthy memorabilia. Thanks to all your overwhelming responses to my last post.








Tuesday, January 26, 2010

B L A A A A G No. 1

Ok...Let me get this straight. Considering the fact that you have stumbled upon this web-page in your browser, I can safely make 2 assumptions:

Assumption 1:--> That all you fellow mortals have completed your mundane activities on Internet which include, but are not limited to, 'scrapping' on Orkut, checking FB profile of that cute chic ( and then feeling disheartened bcoz you don't have access to her Pics..Damn this new privacy feature on FB!), checked the latest EPL standings on goal.com and finally, zeroed in on the movie you are gonna watch while you hit the sack today.

After all, tell me 1 person in this whole wide world who is gonna read this blog until he has nothing better to do on Internet.

Assumption 2:--> The moment you clicked on this page's URL, you thought " Oh! here we go..another idiot who is gonna bore me with his " My experiments with Life", "Thoughtful Moments" and blah! blah! blah! on this web-page. As if I don't get enough of that philosophy from my Boss at office. God knows why every tom, dick and harry thinks he can write a blog today - and as if people are gonna read their shit. Anyways, since I am bored like hell, let me have a look what this jerk has to say about "Life". Arghhh!"

And for all those who don't fall in any of the above categories and still managed to reach this page
out of good-will or the pathetic reputation my writing enjoys among my peers, I promise those intellectuals that this blog will savour your precious click for days to come.

Well, no offence to the adroit bloggers out there but the thing I fail to understand is what harm a little jocular approach towards writing would do to them? While this allegation may be based on unsubstantiated evidence, partly because I am not much of a blogging enthusiast, but what prompted me to write this piece is the fact that nearly every blog I have ever visited (pardon me for I have not visited too many of them) has little else but philosophical lessons we learn from everyday life.

I don't know about people but what I want when I am reading a literary creation is the ability to connect with it. Why is it so that when I visit any blog, I am forced to reinvent my conscience? If there is a poem with a nice rhyming scheme, there are a string of comments below, most of them throwing in comments full of admiration without even knowing what exactly the composition is about.

Its like those 3 books of Chetan Bhagat. The first '5 point someone' was genuinely a masterpiece. Next 2 books, not so good. But every discussion I hear about them, people go like " Oh! Chetan Bhagat wrote it? What else can it be, but masterpiece!" And they won't even remember title of that book 5 minutes from now.

The same problem plagued my college magazine. Since the 'hot-shot' editors were declared 'intellectual geeks' of our institute, so if your article was accepted, you would have thrown a bash in jubilation. A literary genius indeed! And when the magazine was circulated among the students, 90% guys labeled the magazine as " main aur meri tanhayee" - by "EDITOR in Chief"
End Result: The best our college magazine did was bite dust in some dilapidated drawer, only seeing the light of the day when there was no paper to spare for cleaning the dusty almirah. Reason was evident: They failed to connect with it. What they wanted was some real spicy stuff out f campus activities and something to discuss ova that evening bacchanalian celebrations - not moral lessons.

Well, all said and done, I would say that many of you ( in fact I fear majority of you) wont agree to my views and would even castigate me for the same,but the freedom of expression is what BLAAAGING is all about. Ain't it?

PS: Please feel free to comment. (Yaar saare khap na chknaa..1-2 toh taariff kar dena..bhai 1 ghnta lgaya ye sab likhne mei..smjha karooo..11)